Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Samson and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Habit

You'd never suspect what lies deep within the depths of his mind.

So Samson has this new habit, and I'm not thrilled with it. 

He's been bringing me dead snakes.

In the house.

Did I mention that they're dead?

Oh, and they have no heads.

Seriously, no heads.

I don't know where the heads go, but by the time he brings them into the house, that part is missing.

So he just tosses the rest of the....gulp...body...around the house, having the best time ever.

I never know where one is going to show up.

If you come over to my house, I recommend looking very carefully before you take a step.

You never know.

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